Signs of the impending school year

1. My eyelid is twitching.
2. No one can find me because I'm buried under all the stuff in my classroom.
3. My apartment is full of crayons, markers, scissors, glue etc....
4. My once a day Starbucks addiction returns.
5. If anyone does see me I'm sweaty and dirty from all the dust in my classroom.
6. My second home is Lakeshore.
7. My first home is my classroom.
8. I'm re-training my bladder to only pee once a day.
9. I re-learn the art of speed eating.
10. Multitasking becomes my middle name.